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Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.

Fangs for the memories.

In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

Roboshrub Inc.
Public Communications Department

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Suffer the Fate of a Thousand Bees!
(Before they go extinct)

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Gyrobo's Divine Comedy

Partway through the series of intergalactic challenges
I found myself in a twisting, chaotic void,
For I was in desperate need of a sidekick.
  1. Starting Trouble at the Pearly Gates
  2. Limboing Without the Stick
  3. Repentance is Futile

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Blogger Bathroom Hippo gesticulated...

Haha brilliant!

Hogan will be your partner, brother!

6/16/2006 9:10 PM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator gesticulated...

I'd rather have a hoagie as a partner, 'cuz you know if I get hungry I could just eat it.

6/17/2006 10:36 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Mmmmm... hoagie...

*Homer Simpson style drooling sound*

6/17/2006 11:56 AM  
Blogger L>T gesticulated...

Oh hell! not over here too?

6/18/2006 11:33 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

There wasn't enough time to write another chapter involving the devil... but perhaps I will...

6/18/2006 12:26 PM  
Blogger L>T gesticulated...

the devil is always an interesting subject.

6/18/2006 2:27 PM  
Blogger Professor Xavier gesticulated...

Well, old Ned may not be too happy about your taking one of his souls, even if it is just a Borg.

6/18/2006 5:13 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

I always have Ned on my side. He's as good a sandwich maker as I've ever seen.

6/18/2006 11:53 PM  
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6/19/2006 12:00 AM  
Blogger L>T gesticulated...

I don't like where this conversation is going.

6/19/2006 12:49 AM  
Blogger R2K gesticulated...

Chuck norris?

6/19/2006 3:45 PM