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Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.

Fangs for the memories.

In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

Roboshrub Inc.
Public Communications Department

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For your insolence, I condemn you to...

Suffer the Fate of a Thousand Bees!
(Before they go extinct)

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Synopsis: The devil is sitting at a table in his rustic cottage, trying hard to put together a ship in a bottle. Outside, I do something that create a sonic shockwave, destroying the model ship. The devil gets enraged, kicking down his front door, and seeing me at the center of the blast radius. Hilarity ensues.

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Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator gesticulated...

No way, man. That robot rulez!

Note how I spelled that last word with a z, indicating that it really rules, but much more so.

6/23/2006 11:20 PM  
Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated gesticulated...

Jon, your extraterrestrial etymology is fascinating. Or, should I say, fazcinating?

6/23/2006 11:24 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

It appears I've underestimated everyone's appitite for robotic recitation.

6/23/2006 11:42 PM  
Anonymous the Cylon armada gesticulated...

Our invasion force is nearly assembled.

Activate Vocoder

By your command!

6/24/2006 1:30 AM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo gesticulated...

Sorry G-man,

but yesterday that thing asked me if I was voting for Ford!


6/24/2006 3:42 PM  
Blogger Professor Xavier gesticulated...

The voting is so tied up right now I have to dsirupt the balance.

But I kind of like the creepy sound effect.

And good news - we have a new heroes forum:

6/25/2006 8:03 PM  
Blogger angel, jr. gesticulated...

Keep the voice. It's like a welcome mat.

6/26/2006 10:27 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

The balance has been unbalanced by a balancing act of balancic proportion!

Wait... how do I know when the poll is... won? I really should have set a time limit.

6/26/2006 12:33 PM  
Blogger L>T gesticulated...

i'm sorry but it wakes up my cat when i visit you in the middle of the night.

6/26/2006 8:43 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

You needn't worry about your cat any longer! The code... the code...!

6/26/2006 8:56 PM