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Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.

Fangs for the memories.

In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

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Product #1491-63i “Frosted Fish Sticks”

Feel that tingling sensation in the back of your throat? That’s not an early indicator of cardiac failure- it’s your taste buds dancing in anticipation of Roboshrub Incorporated’s newest culinary delight. Dinner and dessert have been fused together into an amalgamation of crispy, crunchy sweetness.

Don’t you just wanna eat one?

Our competitors said it couldn’t be done. Our competitors said that adhering a sugary coating onto something already deep-fried was a lawsuit waiting to happen. But we say that sometimes, arteries just misbehave. Sometimes they get on your nerves. Up there on their high moral horses. Enough of their snobbishness! Give those insolent corpuscles what they deserve- and enjoy yourself in the process!

One bite and you’re hooked.

Frosted Fish Sticks contains trace amounts of Niacin, Melanin, Riboflavin, Beta Keratin, Cadmium, Chromium, Lithium, Thymine, Guanine, Cytosine, Adenine, Caffeine, Carbon-14, Manganese, Vitamin D, Ethanol, High-Fructose Corn Syrup, Red 21, Blue 32, Zinc, Iron, and small amounts of Adrenal extract. Does not contain actual fish. Consult your doctor before ingestion. Roboshrub Inc. cannot be held responsible for loss of life, limb, or property resulting from the use of this product. Goes great with butter.

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Blogger Lee Ann gesticulated...

oh, frosted fish sticks!!!! YIKES!

Hey, I thought you were a guardian angel! Why did you come to the castle and write the code word for MURDER?????? That is scary!

2/01/2006 9:34 PM  
Blogger Rick Anonymi gesticulated...



2/01/2006 9:56 PM  
Blogger Hale Bopp gesticulated...

silly billy!


2/01/2006 10:19 PM  
Blogger Bill the Apostle gesticulated...

we're sorry if we offended you robots in any way.

It turns out that I am a lunatic.

2/01/2006 10:27 PM  
Blogger guerrilla blogger gesticulated...

sounds as tasty as "BRAINS" breakfast cereal, with marshmallow tumors...

2/01/2006 10:46 PM  
Blogger L>T gesticulated...

I can not tell you how funny that is to me

Fish sticks, I hate those things, but covered w/sugar & fried w/butter. HMMMMM! It's a possibilety.

Oh, my word! did rick anonymi wink at me?

2/02/2006 12:55 AM  
Blogger ticharu gesticulated...

no actual fish... that would explaine the lack of mercury!

2/02/2006 8:06 AM  
Blogger angel, jr. gesticulated...

Is it by the same designers of that "delectable" dish I had in a Greek restaurant many years ago--a steak baked in a pastry like covering?

2/02/2006 9:48 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Mmm... gyros...

Rick Anonymi is just a sticky river, aren't you, Rick?

Many people mistake his blinking for winking. Perhaps I should remedy that in due course...

2/02/2006 10:07 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Hey! Ol' JC's site is gone! What's up with that?!

I'm gonna wait about a week before taking it off my blogroll.

2/02/2006 10:10 AM  
Blogger Mr. Paul Freeman, CEO gesticulated...

Does not contain actual fish.

WHAAAT?!!! You are trying to kill me with stupid. What kind of lunatic makes fish sticks with no fish?!

You need help.

2/02/2006 3:14 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Yes. Help promoting

Seriously, they give you 200 megabytes of storage space and 2 gigs of bandwidth each month. They're great. Thought I should mention them since they've been such a good help to me. Word of mouth.

2/02/2006 4:40 PM