Don’t you just wanna eat one?
Our competitors said it couldn’t be done. Our competitors said that adhering a sugary coating onto something already deep-fried was a lawsuit waiting to happen. But we say that sometimes, arteries just misbehave. Sometimes they get on your nerves. Up there on their high moral horses. Enough of their snobbishness! Give those insolent corpuscles what they deserve- and enjoy yourself in the process!
One bite and you’re hooked.
Frosted Fish Sticks contains trace amounts of Niacin, Melanin, Riboflavin, Beta Keratin, Cadmium, Chromium, Lithium, Thymine, Guanine, Cytosine, Adenine, Caffeine, Carbon-14, Manganese, Vitamin D, Ethanol, High-Fructose Corn Syrup, Red 21, Blue 32, Zinc, Iron, and small amounts of Adrenal extract. Does not contain actual fish. Consult your doctor before ingestion. Roboshrub Inc. cannot be held responsible for loss of life, limb, or property resulting from the use of this product. Goes great with butter.