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Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.

Fangs for the memories.

In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

Roboshrub Inc.
Public Communications Department

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Suffer the Fate of a Thousand Bees!
(Before they go extinct)

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What's the hidden story behind the pictures?

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Blogger Captain Canuck gesticulated...

The moral of the story is simple: art kills. Don't let it happen to you...destroy all art now!

Except Timages. Those can stay.


1/12/2006 10:58 PM  
Blogger Lee Ann gesticulated...

Those are real people behind windows; it is not actually artwork and they are trapped!

1/12/2006 11:06 PM  
Blogger L>T gesticulated...

He listened to the devil(his conscience) & stole anyway, but because he listened to the devil, he sees his sin(?) & not the artwork.

Moral: Never listen to your conscience or the devil.

P.S. you recently mentioned G.I. Joe comics? what about Bazooka Joe?
I was always optimistic that just once, he would be funny. In all my bubble Gum chewing years, it was never funny, not once!
(unlike you, of course)
I think robo-Dude will have to kill him for that! If I could only remember what he looked like...

1/13/2006 10:55 AM  
Blogger sabatkes gesticulated...

Never bank at a place where the security guard is always sleeping.

1/13/2006 12:21 PM  
Blogger Robosquirrel gesticulated...

Moral: There's nothing an agnostic can't do if he doesn't know whether he belives in anything or not.

1/13/2006 2:10 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

I knew there was a good reason to not write up a story. Also, the new Timages were made in Flash, giving them better curves and so forth. Flash is better than Paint, by any account.

One day I hope to learn motion.

1/13/2006 3:58 PM  
Blogger Cabe gesticulated...

Robbing banks stimulates the economy.

Or atleast that's what Congress believes.

1/13/2006 5:12 PM  
Blogger L>T gesticulated...

Hey, I really like the story w/no words. It was fun. Do it again, please.

1/13/2006 8:32 PM  
Blogger Stan gesticulated...

The story: Your conscience will catch up to you.

And Gyrobo had nothing better to do.

1/14/2006 3:15 AM