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Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.

Fangs for the memories.

In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

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Suffer the Fate of a Thousand Bees!
(Before they go extinct)

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We Know What You Did Last Haydecade

Yes, now that half the decade is over, can you name some of the noteworthy things (both good and bad) that have happened to you? Did you get that novel published? Learned to ride a bike? Eat a car?

Whatever you did or didn't do, it will be irrelevant if the world explodes (you just know it will). And the end may be coming sooner than you'd think.

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Blogger flatlander gesticulated...

The world ain't ending, man. But the end of the end of the world might be beginning.

12/31/2005 11:04 PM  
Anonymous The Teeming Millions gesticulated...

We fear that flatlander is correct.

12/31/2005 11:16 PM  
Blogger Bhakti gesticulated...

I had a metal plate put in my head.

My cousin Chrissy tells me that 2007 will be a better year for me. I asked her, "Well, what about 2006??" to which she replied "You're still SOL in the health department, as far as I can tell. Better place your bets on 2007!"

Oh well, at least I have my little metal guy and my Flatfooter to keep me company! Not to mention all of the Zombies and the people who Michele sends my way... :P

Happy New Year People!!!!!
I mean, ROBOTS!!

1/01/2006 12:14 AM  
Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated gesticulated...

You mean it wasn't 2006 already?

My registration date must be incorrect.

1/01/2006 1:01 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Another year, another 365.25 days.

1/01/2006 2:16 PM  
Blogger Bhakti gesticulated...

Another 365.25 with no paycheck! I shudder to think that could be my reality for this year. NO NO NO!


Happy thoughts, everyone...send me happy thoughts. Come on, people now, shine on your sista...

1/01/2006 2:47 PM  
Blogger marcy_peanut gesticulated...

How do you keep a jackass in suspense?

1/01/2006 11:05 PM  
Blogger flatlander gesticulated...

Yesterday was a "leap day" in which one second is added to the normal 86400 allotment for one 24 hour period.

This is to make up for continental drift, or something like that.

Personally, I spent that sweet, extra second thinking about manzanilla olives.

1/01/2006 11:27 PM  
Blogger A. B. Chairiet gesticulated...

Hi. Saw your comment elsewhere, thought I'd stop by.

Out of pure fear, I am so not clicking on the provided links. The world ending? Please, God, no...

Reading through here a bit...I'm horrible at math too. Nearly failed back in high school, but I stole the end of year exam, passed, and moved my overall grade up to a D.

Thank God for thievery...and can openers. ;)

Happy New Year, strangers! :)

~ Ash

1/02/2006 9:40 AM  
Blogger Lee Ann gesticulated...

I love olives, especially green ones.
Please tell me more about the continental drift.
Oh, the count is now less than 365.25.

1/02/2006 1:19 PM  
Blogger The Watcher gesticulated...

As far as I know, continental drift is like when young folk get inspired by "On the Road" or some other such classic, and cut themselves loose, drifting about in search of nothing and everything in particular.

Except sometimes this happens with whole continents, Atlantis being one such land mass that went a-wandering.

Pangea is the name of the original earthly land mass, before everything got split up into oceans.

I have no idea how this all relates to the extra second we all enjoyed on the 1st, except that Atlantis was full of olive trees ;)

1/02/2006 5:51 PM  
Blogger Stan gesticulated...

Interesting link (the one about the popes). But I got married, went to college, lost a family member, lost several beloved animals, attempted and still am trying to enlist (long story), moved like 7 times, became a true pragmatic conservative, became a socialist for like 10 minutes prior to my conservatism, became active in politics, started reading the news in the newspapers, oh, and I started BLOGGING!

1/02/2006 10:13 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

This is the reason for the non-seson. Why did I... who...

Where am I? Am I me? Or am I you?

1/02/2006 10:17 PM  
Blogger Mint Tea Mystic gesticulated...

If they won't let you enlist, Cabe, you can always switch names with me.

1/03/2006 11:10 AM  
Blogger L>T gesticulated...

Now there's a link for every one. Christian singles-party poker- crystal sandels-& pope predictions.

1/03/2006 11:12 AM