But other than economic concerns, there is also the question of identity liquidity. How can we be so sure that this new avatar isn't just some half-crazed, half-insane madman masquerading around as the Adjuster? At Roboshrub Inc. we take endtime insurance very seriously. We believe that while the world may end horribly, a sound insurance policy will protect our assets from divine repossession. It's a strongly held belief that became the basis for our very existence. And now, to be questioned at this point in the game...
Endtime Adjuster, grant us tax exempt status! We salute you!
"Just like flies to a dead moose carcass, so too the Endtime Adjuster to a pending apocalypse."
from, the Book of Oldness, 13:27