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for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
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Endtime Adjuster Sparks International Panic with New Avatar

The Endtime Adjuster recently obtained a new avatar, which confirms reports of an impending apocalypse. Already the new avatar has caused massive inflation, resulting in the complete devaluation of the cronic, credit, rupee, and Euro. The only country unaffected by the switch was Antarctica, which many people argue is not a real country. But I maintain that if Australia can be both a country and a continent, so can Antarctica. Canada was benefited by the avatarial exchange, gaining ground against the dollar for the first time in years.

But other than economic concerns, there is also the question of identity liquidity. How can we be so sure that this new avatar isn't just some half-crazed, half-insane madman masquerading around as the Adjuster? At Roboshrub Inc. we take endtime insurance very seriously. We believe that while the world may end horribly, a sound insurance policy will protect our assets from divine repossession. It's a strongly held belief that became the basis for our very existence. And now, to be questioned at this point in the game...

Endtime Adjuster, grant us tax exempt status! We salute you!

"Just like flies to a dead moose carcass, so too the Endtime Adjuster to a pending apocalypse."

from, the Book of Oldness, 13:27

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Blogger L>T gesticulated...

mERRY X-MAS SURGERY, YOU sick puppy. I'll read your post later, after I recover. you are still behind by the way 904 to 980.
Sick sick sick.

11/18/2005 10:38 PM  
Blogger Bob Dole gesticulated...

Time shall pass and you shall see your feces sprinkled on the very bus seat in which you will sit.
- The Book of Dole

That bastard stole my exerpt!

11/18/2005 11:13 PM  
Blogger L>T gesticulated...

This post is obviously culled from the demeneted ravings of your Flu infested mind.
The Christians have already got a red guy with horns for their appocolips(SP) & he is as scary as yours.
I suspect it is he you are ranting about, as I'm sure he's been to vist while you've been sick.
Look on your body for tiny 3 prong holes. & if you have a sore on your tounge you've been lying, again.
keep up the funny stuff

11/19/2005 9:30 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

The Adjuster is an actual person at Fakiegrind.

11/19/2005 12:02 PM  
Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated gesticulated...

Our apocalypse beats the pants off of the christian one. Instead of angels, we have magic fairy robots. And instead of sinners, we have Kiss.

11/19/2005 6:29 PM  
Blogger Bhakti gesticulated...

KISS---I was just reading this post thinking, 'Why do I like these guys so much (outside of creating my beautiful Bhakti Avatar!)...I have no idea what they're talking about!' Then, you go and mention KISS! At one point in my career as a human being (about 12 years old), I had 250 KISS pictures posted, tacked, and taped to my bedroom walls. It's anyone's guess how I ended up such a spiritual warrior...I mean, they are the Knights In Search of Satan, aren't they?

11/19/2005 7:45 PM  
Blogger Bhakti gesticulated...

p.s. Thanks for the link to Fakiegrind. That's an AWESOME site!

p.s. Check out the new post on my site to see the metal in my head.

11/19/2005 7:46 PM  
Blogger L>T gesticulated...

'An Apocalypse by any other name is still as ...? apocalyptic.?

11/19/2005 9:49 PM  
Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated gesticulated...

l>t, I think what you're trying to say was better expressed by Robert Frost in his poem, Fire and Ice:

"Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice."

11/20/2005 9:25 AM  
Blogger L>T gesticulated...

That is A truely great poem. Do you have these poems stored in your memory banks roboshrub?
Hey, I just thot of a joke!

Q: What do you call roboshrub's girlfriend?

A: Robobush!

11/20/2005 11:11 AM  
Blogger Adjuster gesticulated...

Quite humorous repartee, gentlemen (and female hovering wise-people). I would confirm that the rumors of my avatarial transformation were by no means exaggerated. Brazil was kind to me, and I have had many a vision-journey after partaking of the local hallucinogen, old Brie cheese. The Apocalypse is, indeed, fast approaching. Do not be deceived by hopes of survival offered by Flatlander and his ilk on their laughable Danceark. Only by purchasing Endtime Insurance right now at reasonably inflated rates, do your souls and/or circuitry have a hope of surviving the coming conflagration.

11/21/2005 4:34 PM