Good news! After almost three months of innovative inactivity, the staffers at Roboshrub Inc. are proud to announce our new TGC project. TGC stands for "The Generic Canadian". It's a platform-like game, and has been in the works since late June. The plot is something like this:
"The Generic Canadian is a man with no face. As the game starts, he's sitting alone in his house in Canada, reading his newspaper. Suddenly, he is alerted to the fact that his trusted companion Gyrobo has been kidnapped by the evil genius One Star. Facing certain destruction, the Generic Canadian embarks on a quest to save Gyrobo from One Star, thus foiling One Star's evil plans."
The game should hopefully be done by January. Right now, we're working on the third level. Under directive 49-b of the Internet Conduct Code, anyone with musical talents is hereby ordered to post their instrumental works for free download and use. Seriously, we're good at art and storywork, but no one at Roboshrub Inc. has any musical abilities. We can't even hum.
Just sit back and enjoy the meatscape.
"The Generic Canadian is a man with no face. As the game starts, he's sitting alone in his house in Canada, reading his newspaper. Suddenly, he is alerted to the fact that his trusted companion Gyrobo has been kidnapped by the evil genius One Star. Facing certain destruction, the Generic Canadian embarks on a quest to save Gyrobo from One Star, thus foiling One Star's evil plans."
The game should hopefully be done by January. Right now, we're working on the third level. Under directive 49-b of the Internet Conduct Code, anyone with musical talents is hereby ordered to post their instrumental works for free download and use. Seriously, we're good at art and storywork, but no one at Roboshrub Inc. has any musical abilities. We can't even hum.
Just sit back and enjoy the meatscape.
God, that was awesome!! So surreal. youse guys are truely talented. The big sausange on the hill immediantly brought my old dog into mind. Clifford, ha ha.
Am looking forward to whatever you are conjering up
Oh, we didn't make that meat thing. I found it and thought it was cool, so I linked to it. That's how the free market works.
fuck me. Listen, what do you do when someone is trying to have sex w/you on the internet?
i know, grab your husband & let him have it.
har, har. or listen to some music that turns you on, Smoke some bud, drink cheap wine & find someone to indulge you.
L>T, you seem to be someone whose blog I would visit. But, you've got, like, five different blogs. Which is the main one? I just can't tell which one to read...
Yeah, and visit my site, too!
I love your little characters. Maybe you would be interested in creating a cartoon character for my profile! ?
Please let me know!
yeah, speak for yurself. you are all over the place. I bet I havent seen 1 10th of your stuff. Are you asking if we can go somewhere & talk?
I just post on them all except the Kids Stuff that is for my grandkids that i see every two weeks.
Hillbilly is where I rediscover my roots. (coming to terms with my hiilbilly past.
The world of L.Tart is my alter ego.
Short storys is where i put things I've written to get them exorsised from my mind.
& of course the Musings, Rants & ravings. cartoons, etc.
Go there.
A scanner won't do ME any good. I'm only good at computer generated art. However, if you'd describe your personality, I'd gladly create an avatar worthy of you.
Gyro, want to trade links? I don't know what the technical blogo-term is for it, but you know what I mean. I'm having traffic problems.
Hi Gyrobo==here's my stats:
I'm a thirty something, white female who is drowned in Eastern Philosophy (mainly the ancient Hindu texts). I meditate a lot. I chant. And I love Frank Zappa.
Hanuman is my chosen diety.
As is Shiva.
Jesus is my main Avatar.
As is Gurumayi.
I love the inner Self, too.
Does that help you at all???
Thanks!
p.s. Purples and light blues be my favorite hues.
We ALL want to see it when it's done
To answer your questions, I'll get to work on the perfect avatar. I'll look up all those dieties and cobble something together. And yes, Stan, I'll trade links. Your site seems to be getting zero traffic.
Wowie Zowie!! That's SO cool!
But please, refrain from giving ME Frank Zappa's mustache...because , you know, I'm female. But, perhaps you could give Hanuman his mustache! That would be funny.
But, would it be sacriledge? Hhhmmm...I dunno.
I can't wait to see this masterpiece when it's done!