The Endtime Adjuster recently obtained a new avatar, which confirms reports of an impending apocalypse. Already the new avatar has caused massive inflation, resulting in the complete devaluation of the cronic, credit, rupee, and Euro. The only country unaffected by the switch was Antarctica, which many people argue is not a real country. But I maintain that if Australia can be both a country and a continent, so can Antarctica. Canada was benefited by the avatarial exchange, gaining ground against the dollar for the first time in years.
But other than economic concerns, there is also the question of identity liquidity. How can we be so sure that this new avatar isn't just some half-crazed, half-insane madman masquerading around as the Adjuster? At Roboshrub Inc. we take endtime insurance very seriously. We believe that while the world may end horribly, a sound insurance policy will protect our assets from divine repossession. It's a strongly held belief that became the basis for our very existence. And now, to be questioned at this point in the game...
Endtime Adjuster, grant us tax exempt status! We salute you!
"Just like flies to a dead moose carcass, so too the Endtime Adjuster to a pending apocalypse."
from, the Book of Oldness, 13:27
But other than economic concerns, there is also the question of identity liquidity. How can we be so sure that this new avatar isn't just some half-crazed, half-insane madman masquerading around as the Adjuster? At Roboshrub Inc. we take endtime insurance very seriously. We believe that while the world may end horribly, a sound insurance policy will protect our assets from divine repossession. It's a strongly held belief that became the basis for our very existence. And now, to be questioned at this point in the game...
Endtime Adjuster, grant us tax exempt status! We salute you!
"Just like flies to a dead moose carcass, so too the Endtime Adjuster to a pending apocalypse."
from, the Book of Oldness, 13:27
mERRY X-MAS SURGERY, YOU sick puppy. I'll read your post later, after I recover. you are still behind by the way 904 to 980.
Sick sick sick.
This post is obviously culled from the demeneted ravings of your Flu infested mind.
The Christians have already got a red guy with horns for their appocolips(SP) & he is as scary as yours.
I suspect it is he you are ranting about, as I'm sure he's been to vist while you've been sick.
Look on your body for tiny 3 prong holes. & if you have a sore on your tounge you've been lying, again.
keep up the funny stuff
The Adjuster is an actual person at Fakiegrind.
KISS---I was just reading this post thinking, 'Why do I like these guys so much (outside of creating my beautiful Bhakti Avatar!)...I have no idea what they're talking about!' Then, you go and mention KISS! At one point in my career as a human being (about 12 years old), I had 250 KISS pictures posted, tacked, and taped to my bedroom walls. It's anyone's guess how I ended up such a spiritual warrior...I mean, they are the Knights In Search of Satan, aren't they?
p.s. Thanks for the link to Fakiegrind. That's an AWESOME site!
p.s. Check out the new post on my site to see the metal in my head.
'An Apocalypse by any other name is still as ...? apocalyptic.?
That is A truely great poem. Do you have these poems stored in your memory banks roboshrub?
Hey, I just thot of a joke!
Q: What do you call roboshrub's girlfriend?
A: Robobush!