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10.11.2005

Tom deLay Indicted for Mass Hobo Grave

Adding to the legal troubles of the embattled former Majority Leader of the U.S. House, Tom deLay was arrested early yesterday morning after the bodies of nine hoboes were unearthed from a shallow grave outside of Sugarland, Texas.

State troopers who discovered the bodies initially suspected deLay. “It’s definitely his style, that’s for sure,” said one officer on the condition of anonymity. “We’ve been tracking deLay for years, and now that we have the bodies, I think we can finally put an end to the grizzly murders that have plagued Sugarland.”

Although the police don’t have any DNA evidence to tie deLay to the killings, a search warrant for his office turned up several blood-soaked bindles. And even more ominously, the following chat room transcript from deLay's personal computer was obtained under the Freedom of Information Act:

cHaT081405
hoboHunter: d00d, tonite we feast!
D2h4x0r: lol
hoboHunter: no, i’m serious this time. i got 1 more!!!!111
D2h4x0r: dude
hoboHunter: what
D2h4x0r: you got a problem
hoboHunter: ther soulz are mine!!!!!

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Blogger Bob Dole gesticulated...

Go fock yourself.

10/12/2005 12:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous gesticulated...

Roboshrub? What a gay ass name.

10/12/2005 2:13 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

If Bob Dole says it, it must be so!

10/12/2005 8:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous gesticulated...

Gyrobo, go stick a can of sodapop in your ass!

10/12/2005 8:11 PM  
Blogger anais electra gesticulated...

is that where my hobos have gone?
but...
but...
but what about robohoboes?
what does delay do with those?

10/12/2005 8:49 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

He degaussed them with his mighty magnetic shoes (which by the way, I have a patent on)!

10/12/2005 9:55 PM  
Blogger Tom DeLay gesticulated...

Fuck you Roboshrub!

10/19/2005 10:56 PM  
Blogger L>T gesticulated...

that is funnier then hell! I love it.

12/13/2006 12:14 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

And it was before Mark Foley made congressional IMing popular! I'm a trendsetter.

12/13/2006 12:40 PM