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Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.

Fangs for the memories.




In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

Roboshrub Inc.
Public Communications Department






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Suffer the Fate of a Thousand Bees!
(Before they go extinct)

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1.29.2011

Duck!

Some species of birds need rice to live. Others will combust on contact.

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1.26.2011

Plumb Dumb

How many of you think hedgehogs are blue?

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1.22.2011

Recycling

That car hates ice.

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1.19.2011

Family Night

It makes perfect sense because power companies also control sewage lines.

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1.15.2011

Traumatic

That's why their lawn is so well-kempt.

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1.12.2011

Slow learners

Everyone knows that the roll should be placed at a 90-degree angle and unrolled from the right.

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1.08.2011

Fortunate

Enjoy your weekend. You only have one day left.

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1.05.2011

Lovely

Stop ogling my mailbox.

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1.01.2011

Resolute

My resolution is to help you help me.

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