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Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.

Fangs for the memories.

In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

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Vampirical Bar Graph

Howdy, various folk! As part of Roboshrub Inc.’s foray into academic services, we have commissioned a scientific study to ascertain the assertions of media consumers. This chart is intended to serve cinematic patrons and producers as an industry barometer. Even someone like you can help us in our mission by commenting. In accordance with our motto, “to enrich the public sphere without glasses,” you can click on this image to view a larger version of the graph.


Here's this hilarious comic that only makes sense in a visual context. Bummer.

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Blogger CABE gesticulated...

I don't know... I don't put much faith into these stats... Blacula was pretty gay.

8/17/2010 11:00 PM  
Blogger Sal gesticulated...

Where does Count Chocula fall on the graph?

8/24/2010 4:22 PM  
Anonymous rita gesticulated...

I have never had much respect for vampires. The accents are fake & fangs are so awkward.

8/27/2010 11:18 PM  
Blogger R2K gesticulated...

Homoohms = an SI unit?

8/28/2010 9:47 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

In answer to your questions, the original Homohm unit was defined by ANSI in 1955, based on notes procured through a 1953 naval seizure of classified Soviet documents.

The original Homohm was calibrated to accommodate English imperial units, and remained the accepted (western) unit of Homometry for nearly three decades.

In 1981, ISO standardized the Homohm under a metric scale. Despite some early resistance, older homometers were largely decommissioned by 1990.

Works which predate the ISO standard tend to have been converted using an inaccurate formula.

8/28/2010 11:42 PM  
Blogger jin gesticulated...

Actually, your time traveling hijinx helped, not hindered, me! Thanx Gyro!

But where exactly, does Eric Northman fall on the list? I need to know... I crush hard.

9/09/2010 3:52 PM  
Blogger wallycrawler gesticulated...

I think da "Buffy Vamps" are a lil lower on da gay scale?

But they all are dwarfed by da "True Blood Vamps" or "True Blood" in general.
I love da show thou!

Oh ya? You forgot da "Dark Shadow" vamp. Man was his wrist limp!

9/15/2010 4:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous gesticulated...

We gays don't do that vampire bullshit. I think they were thinking of a decatweenometers (dPtm), an SI measure of preteen estrogen levels.

11/20/2014 9:06 AM