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Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.

Fangs for the memories.

In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

Roboshrub Inc.
Public Communications Department

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For your insolence, I condemn you to...

Suffer the Fate of a Thousand Bees!
(Before they go extinct)

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Contents of "June 1941"

While unboxing several unmarked packages in the honeycomb-like Roboshrub Inc. basement, I came across a series of papers in a folder. "June 1941" was written on the flap in cursive, along with a symbol I couldn't identify.

The folder contained several pages, apparently torn from a bound notebook, as well as some newspaper clippings. From what I could piece together, the strange symbol on the flap was the insignia of an expedition to eastern South Africa that took place in early 1941.

The 1938 discovery of living Coelecanth in the region had sparked a flurry of scientific outings to see what other prehistoric beasties lurked in the abyss. This particular mission involved three members: a lead scientist (referred in the notes by the shorthand Dr. P.), the chronicler (whose name is unknown) and their guide Murray, a man familiar with the terrain and equipment.

While our legal department insists we not release the journal entries (which become increasingly fantastic and desperate in tone), we freely release several accompanying drawings. These magnificent renderings, done by the aforementioned chronicler, showcase a variety of (allegedly) long-extinct creatures.

Though more drawings may be made public, those depicting the "unidentified man-like molluscs" of entries 17 and over have been redacted permanently.

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