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Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.

Fangs for the memories.

In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

Roboshrub Inc.
Public Communications Department

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For your insolence, I condemn you to...

Suffer the Fate of a Thousand Bees!
(Before they go extinct)

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In Remembrance of Fall

An icy calm has settled over the land. The leaves have taken that cowardly plunge rather than submit to old man winter’s frigid touch. Diverse flocks of birds and scurrying critters have dispersed, leaving behind a forest of skeletal trees and silence. Where once owls shrieked in the night, only my neighbors’ stereo rouses my slumber.

The colors and sensations may be a faded memory, but this bygone season will live forever, captured in time in a series of snapshots.

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If you too yearn for warmer climes, join me in the Elysian Fields.