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Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.

Fangs for the memories.

In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

Roboshrub Inc.
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Suffer the Fate of a Thousand Bees!
(Before they go extinct)

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CSSIH: “Ghostly Haunts”

What do you get when you take a mediocre premise, execute it poorly, and print it at odd angles on inferior paper?

Comic Scans Sans Inky Hands (CSSIH) prefers to let you discover the answer to that question firsthand — or rather, no-hands — by scanning printed artifacts from what by the early 1990s was already dubbed the Golden Age of Kitsch. Read these scanned pages and ponder them. What do they tell us of our ancestors? Of ourselves?

Unlike the earlier comics I’ve scanned, this chestnut is from the lovely people at Charlton Comics. Of course, it could easily have been printed by a drunken lemur. Each page required a minimum of three rescans since the panels were most emphatically not parallel to the spine. The pages were not all the same size, and I’m pretty sure the whole thing was printed on paper towels. And a color pallet that just cries out, “for want of a GIF”... but why should I rant when you can just snap your mouse?

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The Pact of Satan

Pamela’s Dolls




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Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator gesticulated...

So that guy is shking hands with Jell-O?

I remember when I bought that 100 piece soldier set. I saved up for it then waited and waited for it to come in. When I finally got it, Everything was offscale from everything else, the planes and ship were smaller than the soldiers and the soldiers were two-dimensional, and I don't mean two dimensional as in Cable from the X-Men, I mean two dimensional as in flat. Oh I was so disapointed.

8/11/2008 9:56 AM