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Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.

Fangs for the memories.

In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

Roboshrub Inc.
Public Communications Department

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Behold and be amazed at our latest installment of the aptly named “veriforms” that inhabit Blogger’s comment form. It takes a keen eye and a pocket chock full of imagination to identify exceptional veriforms, but once you can, it’s a finely-honed skill you’ll never forget. For bonus points, name the chemical formula for fun. The answer may surprise you.

Here’s one that reminded me vaguely of Firefox.
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Careful what you say around this one.
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I’d say this one was a hoot, but I hate recursion.
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Sometimes I feel like Blogger’s laughing at my comments.
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Ghosts in the Blogger machine!
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“In a rare veriform-based public service announcement, Blogger warns of skin rashes!” claims local reporter.
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So imposing... you take too long to comment, they start knockin’ on the door.
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An especially delicious veriform.
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Emu! Emu! Emu!
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Lousy veriform defeatists!
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I don’t think Starfleet commissioned this one...
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Sounds like a great place to rest in the shade, or possibly a type of insect.
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Sure, they’re good with numbers. But spelling just isn’t Blogger’s thing.
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I can’t imagine a better one to go out on.
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Processing 21×100 Robo-Comments:

Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated gesticulated...

How corny can we get?

We haven't even begun!

9/16/2006 5:27 PM  
Anonymous Cyndy Lu Who gesticulated...

I tell you, until I found this post, I felt alone in a cold, cold world! LOL!

9/16/2006 9:09 PM  
Blogger L>T gesticulated...

damm! you save those things? shoot i've come across some doozys.

9/16/2006 10:11 PM  
Blogger Professor Xavier gesticulated...

Mine right now is - zpnelvu.

Let's see - ze penal view

A tour of a French prison?

What a midget sees in the football players' shower?

9/16/2006 10:34 PM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo gesticulated...



9/16/2006 11:29 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Currently, U.S. law allows a maximum of 5 milligrams of veriforms in breakfast cereals.

A shocking statistic.

9/16/2006 11:35 PM  
Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated gesticulated...

Veriforms are actually a kind of protein. The very same found in gilamonster scales.

9/17/2006 12:19 AM  
Blogger ticharu gesticulated...

tpkgi qcneh!

9/17/2006 9:59 PM  
Blogger Lee Ann gesticulated...

Love them all!

word ver: qearzid

9/17/2006 10:29 PM  
Blogger jin gesticulated...

I read a post about one of those stupid jesus know that one that 'burns the impression of the lord' on your grilled cheese sanwiches? I went into comments to say it was a rip off & stupid, etc. etc. I go to type the word veri & it is: jcrules.
I'm serious! LMAO! I'm not a wuss, tho, I left my comment just as it was!

9/17/2006 10:30 PM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator gesticulated...

cjawu, I love you.

I used to add the WV in the comments of a certain blogger's posts all the time, but his blog seems to have been replaced by something that redirects to some kind of search site. Maybe I'll start adding them here instead.

9/18/2006 2:27 PM  
Anonymous Porkavore gesticulated...

On with the action!

9/18/2006 2:36 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Blogger is a mighty engine, capable of mass extrapolation!

9/18/2006 6:19 PM  
Blogger flatlander gesticulated...

Here at FakieLabs Inc. we breed veriforms in the Particle Board Accelerator.

Basically, you throw a few cans of Alphagetti in the front-load washer and see what sticks.

"urjgghcx" -sneezing while punching out your younger brother

9/18/2006 7:41 PM  
Blogger Bunyan, Paul Bunyan gesticulated...

I love on your posts commenting cause your page always gives me the letters that fit the digits of the girl of my dreams for that particular evening, tonight once again I will not be disapointed. PB

9/19/2006 12:07 AM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo gesticulated...

I can tell Mr. Bunyan slept in my yard lastnight.... that grass is not comin' back.

9/19/2006 6:32 AM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator gesticulated...

bbptx -- a frog's burp

9/19/2006 8:35 AM  
Blogger Bhakti gesticulated...

My 'veriform' must have been paid for by E-Bay. Dang, subliminal advertising is on the rise! Check it out:


You can't argue; it's definitely got 'it'! But then we're brought back to an argument for debate's sake that we had last year: what is IT?

9/19/2006 12:00 PM  
Blogger marcy_peanut gesticulated...

HHmm--looking at the above comments, I think it is safe to say that LeeAnn got MY veriform!

Long live gay chicksahoy,

pjaayu =

Mobster pajamas saying "AAY YOU! Forgetaboutit!"

(...okay! least I tried!....)

9/19/2006 12:04 PM  
Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One gesticulated...

My veriforms are uncofortable to wear. They hurt my feet.

bkqjea = I got nothing

9/19/2006 2:33 PM  
Blogger Metapirate gesticulated...

Arrrr! Me veriform is "uywlj," the same spelling (albeit different order) as me old quartermaster, J'luwy!

Every mornin', there'd be a mint on me pillow and a sword in me hat rack.

9/19/2006 10:57 PM