Oh, no! Your boss is coming over for dinner tonight- and your entire house is falling apart! However will you pull off the perfect evening and get your boss to overlook your shortcomings at work—most noticeably, your poor attendance and utter incompetence—and manage that huge raise you’ve always wanted?
Simple. Roboshrub Incorporated is the proprietary supplier of Martial Arts House Paint. Formulated in late 2005, MAHP holds the rare distinction of being the only house paint in existence endorsed by both the International Federation of Senseis and the Japanese Mafia, the Yakuza.
It’s Ninja Approved.
Derived from seasoned berries and orchard blossoms throughout southeast Asia and northern Siberia, Martial Arts House Paint comes in twelve ninja-licious shades from “Gyakuzuki Vermilion” to “Kihon Kumite Tan” to the even more vivacious, “Ushiro Geri Electric Pink.” Don’t delay- order a can today, and save, save, save!
Simple. Roboshrub Incorporated is the proprietary supplier of Martial Arts House Paint. Formulated in late 2005, MAHP holds the rare distinction of being the only house paint in existence endorsed by both the International Federation of Senseis and the Japanese Mafia, the Yakuza.
It’s Ninja Approved.
Derived from seasoned berries and orchard blossoms throughout southeast Asia and northern Siberia, Martial Arts House Paint comes in twelve ninja-licious shades from “Gyakuzuki Vermilion” to “Kihon Kumite Tan” to the even more vivacious, “Ushiro Geri Electric Pink.” Don’t delay- order a can today, and save, save, save!
Can I order this by calling 1-800-ROBOSHRUB?
You'll have to use our catalogue... which doesn't exist... yet.
Yes... and it's a good idea. Throughout the whole time I was putting the slogan array together, I kept adding "Proud creators of..." things. I figure it's high time I wrote about the alleged products.
Can anyone use it?
Thus far, the paint has only been used by black-belts. But that's not to say a person of average physical and mental prowess couldn't handle it.
As long as the utmost care is given to the intensity of the strokes.
If I act now, does the offer include a free set of Ginsu Knives??
The corporate world cannot quench our innovation! Zero Unlimited will soon yielf and yield to the awesome might of Roboshrub Incorporated!
Because February is "Super Product Month".