Our Mission Statement:
In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.” It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.
The massive and missive throngs of loyal Roboshrub Inc. consumers are in for a special treat this February. After a haydecade of super level nine point six secrecy, our product line is ready for installation! The month-long product expo will showcase all the semi-useful and quasi-dangerous inventions and innovations that the twisted minds of Roboshrub Inc. have come up with. Already, our two third-tier inductees, the Sunshine Socks and Martial Arts House Paint, have won your hearts and wallets. Sadly, February only has 28 days this year (sigh). Still, you’re bound to locate that perfect something to furnish your den, living room, dormitory, observatory, vomitorium, cave, cubicle, dojo, cabin or pantry.
Hope to see you at the expo!
In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.” It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.
The massive and missive throngs of loyal Roboshrub Inc. consumers are in for a special treat this February. After a haydecade of super level nine point six secrecy, our product line is ready for installation! The month-long product expo will showcase all the semi-useful and quasi-dangerous inventions and innovations that the twisted minds of Roboshrub Inc. have come up with. Already, our two third-tier inductees, the Sunshine Socks and Martial Arts House Paint, have won your hearts and wallets. Sadly, February only has 28 days this year (sigh). Still, you’re bound to locate that perfect something to furnish your den, living room, dormitory, observatory, vomitorium, cave, cubicle, dojo, cabin or pantry.
Hope to see you at the expo!
Wow--just the man I wanted to see!!
Hey, Mint Tea....what is FLCL????
GYRowYourBoatO: I LOVE the new picture!!! The background is spectacular!! You go, robo!!!
so what free items will be at your booth at the expo? pens? wireless mouses? laptop cleaners? wireless cards?
The backlight at the convention center is excellent. As for free products, all spectators receive a free brunch in the fire dimension.
Fire dimension, sounds really hot! ;)
So hot it's cool. Cooler than the other side of the pillow.
do you take expired or stolen credit cards?
Is there any other kind?
I went to the expo last year...
back when RoboShrub Inc. was RoboThrust Org. (a weight loss organization).
YOUR EXERCIZE MACHINE DID NOTHING!
That's because we were ripping people off. This time we mean it.
I won't buy anything unless there's a money-back guarantee. Well?
Store credit only.
Hi to you & all your cohorts. It will take a while to read everything I've missed.
Can't wait for the EXpo to get underway as I have lots O' cash & little sense.
Does the house paint come in smelly flavors, also? & I want one of those sound-wave thingys that repel Jahovehs(?) Witnesses & I want....
Roboshrub Inc. only produces pointless and downright dangerous products.
And everything here costs $0.00