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In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

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1.31.2006

Crowds Rev Up For Product Expo

Our Mission Statement:
In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.” It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.


The massive and missive throngs of loyal Roboshrub Inc. consumers are in for a special treat this February. After a haydecade of super level nine point six secrecy, our product line is ready for installation! The month-long product expo will showcase all the semi-useful and quasi-dangerous inventions and innovations that the twisted minds of Roboshrub Inc. have come up with. Already, our two third-tier inductees, the Sunshine Socks and Martial Arts House Paint, have won your hearts and wallets. Sadly, February only has 28 days this year (sigh). Still, you’re bound to locate that perfect something to furnish your den, living room, dormitory, observatory, vomitorium, cave, cubicle, dojo, cabin or pantry.


Hope to see you at the expo!

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Blogger Mint Tea Mystic gesticulated...

In the words of They Might be Giants,

"And I shouted out, 'Free the Expo 67!'
Till the stepped on my hair, and they told me I was fat."

1/31/2006 9:24 PM  
Blogger Bhakti gesticulated...

Wow--just the man I wanted to see!!

Hey, Mint Tea....what is FLCL????


GYRowYourBoatO: I LOVE the new picture!!! The background is spectacular!! You go, robo!!!

1/31/2006 11:11 PM  
Blogger sabatkes gesticulated...

so what free items will be at your booth at the expo? pens? wireless mouses? laptop cleaners? wireless cards?

1/31/2006 11:57 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

The backlight at the convention center is excellent. As for free products, all spectators receive a free brunch in the fire dimension.

2/01/2006 1:26 PM  
Blogger Lee Ann gesticulated...

Fire dimension, sounds really hot! ;)

2/01/2006 1:29 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

So hot it's cool. Cooler than the other side of the pillow.

2/01/2006 3:52 PM  
Blogger ticharu gesticulated...

do you take expired or stolen credit cards?

2/01/2006 5:09 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Is there any other kind?

2/01/2006 5:58 PM  
Blogger Cabe gesticulated...

I went to the expo last year...

back when RoboShrub Inc. was RoboThrust Org. (a weight loss organization).

YOUR EXERCIZE MACHINE DID NOTHING!

2/01/2006 6:36 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

That's because we were ripping people off. This time we mean it.

2/01/2006 6:45 PM  
Blogger Fred gesticulated...

I won't buy anything unless there's a money-back guarantee. Well?

2/01/2006 6:46 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Store credit only.

2/01/2006 6:53 PM  
Blogger L>T gesticulated...

Hi to you & all your cohorts. It will take a while to read everything I've missed.
Can't wait for the EXpo to get underway as I have lots O' cash & little sense.
Does the house paint come in smelly flavors, also? & I want one of those sound-wave thingys that repel Jahovehs(?) Witnesses & I want....

2/01/2006 7:04 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Roboshrub Inc. only produces pointless and downright dangerous products.

And everything here costs $0.00

2/01/2006 7:08 PM