"The Generic Canadian is a man with no face. As the game starts, he's sitting alone in his house in Canada, reading his newspaper. Suddenly, he is alerted to the fact that his trusted companion Gyrobo has been kidnapped by the evil genius One Star. Facing certain destruction, the Generic Canadian embarks on a quest to save Gyrobo from One Star, thus foiling One Star's evil plans."
The game should hopefully be done by January. Right now, we're working on the third level. Under directive 49-b of the Internet Conduct Code, anyone with musical talents is hereby ordered to post their instrumental works for free download and use. Seriously, we're good at art and storywork, but no one at Roboshrub Inc. has any musical abilities. We can't even hum.
Just sit back and enjoy the meatscape.