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Fangs for the memories.

In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

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TGC Project Officially Announced

Good news! After almost three months of innovative inactivity, the staffers at Roboshrub Inc. are proud to announce our new TGC project. TGC stands for "The Generic Canadian". It's a platform-like game, and has been in the works since late June. The plot is something like this:

"The Generic Canadian is a man with no face. As the game starts, he's sitting alone in his house in Canada, reading his newspaper. Suddenly, he is alerted to the fact that his trusted companion Gyrobo has been kidnapped by the evil genius One Star. Facing certain destruction, the Generic Canadian embarks on a quest to save Gyrobo from One Star, thus foiling One Star's evil plans."

The game should hopefully be done by January. Right now, we're working on the third level. Under directive 49-b of the Internet Conduct Code, anyone with musical talents is hereby ordered to post their instrumental works for free download and use. Seriously, we're good at art and storywork, but no one at Roboshrub Inc. has any musical abilities. We can't even hum.

Just sit back and enjoy the meatscape.

Processing 19×100 Robo-Comments:

Blogger L>T gesticulated...

God, that was awesome!! So surreal. youse guys are truely talented. The big sausange on the hill immediantly brought my old dog into mind. Clifford, ha ha.
Am looking forward to whatever you are conjering up

11/12/2005 9:47 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Oh, we didn't make that meat thing. I found it and thought it was cool, so I linked to it. That's how the free market works.

11/12/2005 2:39 PM  
Blogger L>T gesticulated...

fuck me. Listen, what do you do when someone is trying to have sex w/you on the internet?

11/12/2005 5:20 PM  
Blogger L>T gesticulated...

i know, grab your husband & let him have it.

11/12/2005 5:20 PM  
Blogger L>T gesticulated...

har, har. or listen to some music that turns you on, Smoke some bud, drink cheap wine & find someone to indulge you.

11/12/2005 5:23 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

L>T, you seem to be someone whose blog I would visit. But, you've got, like, five different blogs. Which is the main one? I just can't tell which one to read...

11/12/2005 8:50 PM  
Blogger Anonymouse gesticulated...

I wasn't calling YOU a lovely looking creature...Eddie from a conservative's ultra conservatives called me a troll 9When I was going under the guise of Dweezilx). I'm not a troll.

But you can visit my site whenever you want...because you're cool...and quite handsome with your striped hat!

11/13/2005 12:34 AM  
Blogger Anonymouse gesticulated...

BTW...I believe Eddie was referring to me when he was commenting about the trolls.

I used to leave him comments that were contrary to his opinion and he kept deleting them. So I kept writing them.

Keep posting on my site: I think you're cool!

11/13/2005 12:44 AM  
Blogger Bhakti gesticulated...

Yeah, and visit my site, too!

I love your little characters. Maybe you would be interested in creating a cartoon character for my profile! ?

Please let me know!

11/13/2005 12:46 AM  
Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated gesticulated...

I'm no good with computer-generated art, and Gyrobo has the scanner.

So hopefully it's him you're asking.

11/13/2005 11:17 AM  
Blogger L>T gesticulated...

yeah, speak for yurself. you are all over the place. I bet I havent seen 1 10th of your stuff. Are you asking if we can go somewhere & talk?
I just post on them all except the Kids Stuff that is for my grandkids that i see every two weeks.
Hillbilly is where I rediscover my roots. (coming to terms with my hiilbilly past.
The world of L.Tart is my alter ego.
Short storys is where i put things I've written to get them exorsised from my mind.
& of course the Musings, Rants & ravings. cartoons, etc.
Go there.

11/13/2005 12:28 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

A scanner won't do ME any good. I'm only good at computer generated art. However, if you'd describe your personality, I'd gladly create an avatar worthy of you.

11/13/2005 12:50 PM  
Blogger Stan gesticulated...

Gyro, want to trade links? I don't know what the technical blogo-term is for it, but you know what I mean. I'm having traffic problems.

11/13/2005 8:29 PM  
Blogger Bhakti gesticulated...

Hi Gyrobo==here's my stats:

I'm a thirty something, white female who is drowned in Eastern Philosophy (mainly the ancient Hindu texts). I meditate a lot. I chant. And I love Frank Zappa.

Hanuman is my chosen diety.
As is Shiva.
Jesus is my main Avatar.
As is Gurumayi.
I love the inner Self, too.

Does that help you at all???

11/13/2005 11:13 PM  
Blogger Bhakti gesticulated...

p.s. Purples and light blues be my favorite hues.

11/13/2005 11:14 PM  
Blogger L>T gesticulated...

We ALL want to see it when it's done

11/14/2005 8:44 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

To answer your questions, I'll get to work on the perfect avatar. I'll look up all those dieties and cobble something together. And yes, Stan, I'll trade links. Your site seems to be getting zero traffic.

11/14/2005 8:51 AM  
Blogger Bhakti gesticulated...

Wowie Zowie!! That's SO cool!

But please, refrain from giving ME Frank Zappa's mustache...because , you know, I'm female. But, perhaps you could give Hanuman his mustache! That would be funny.
But, would it be sacriledge? Hhhmmm...I dunno.

I can't wait to see this masterpiece when it's done!

11/14/2005 9:27 AM  
Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated gesticulated...

What kind of god gets mad when you put a mustache on it? They do it to us...

11/14/2005 8:31 PM