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Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.

Fangs for the memories.

In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

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Suffer the Fate of a Thousand Bees!
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Ever Have One of Those Days?

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Anonymous Anonymous gesticulated...

Support Health Browser

11/17/2005 12:33 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Gyaaa! Spiders have penetrated the word filter! Sound the alarm!

11/17/2005 12:38 PM  
Blogger Bhakti gesticulated...

Never! Always!

11/17/2005 12:59 PM  
Blogger Bob Dole gesticulated...

I'm having one of those Doles, I mean days.

11/17/2005 5:41 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

What the...? Bob Dole just refered to himself in the first person! You've clearly not mastered the art of Doleing.

11/17/2005 10:05 PM  
Anonymous Stan gesticulated...

That is just good stuff.

11/18/2005 12:12 AM  
Blogger Bob Dole gesticulated...

Yo Gyrobo,

You got too many links bro!

P.S. Bob Dole never says "yo."

11/18/2005 4:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous gesticulated...

That's not Bob Dole! It's Dob Bole!

11/18/2005 8:15 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

There... I trimmed the fat, and cut some links!

11/18/2005 9:07 AM  
Blogger L>T gesticulated...

You are taking advantage of a tragic situation.
How unhuman!
I don't mean to gloat but have you checked out my # lately.
OH Ya, Oh Ya!!

11/18/2005 10:19 AM  
Blogger Mahndisa S. Rigmaiden gesticulated...

11 18 05

You are too funny! I especially like your pics. And yeah I had one of those days almost every day this week UGGHHH!! But it is Friday:) Say, I did a post about Minke whales and their sounds, perhaps you might be interested:) Have a nice day:)

11/18/2005 11:58 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

I would have a nice day, but the back of my head feels like it weighs a thousand tons. It's flu season, and I've been taken over by some kind of pathogen.

And now I'm seeing spots. Bad bacteria! Bad!

11/18/2005 1:01 PM  
Blogger Tori gesticulated...

i didnt think robots could get sick

11/27/2005 11:11 PM