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Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.

Fangs for the memories.

In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

Roboshrub Inc.
Public Communications Department

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For your insolence, I condemn you to...

Suffer the Fate of a Thousand Bees!
(Before they go extinct)

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Vacation... Or Death?!?

When someone doesn't post anything new to their blog, what does it mean? Are they bored, unable to think of anything to post? Did they completely forget they even had a blog, being so caught up in work? Or is it something far more sinister... could they have been hit by a rogue ice cream truck? When someone leaves the blogosphere, we don't know were they go. You could write something one day, get ready to write something else, and then die of a heart attack. And no one will know for sure. So here's my pledge: if I ever stop blogging for more than a week, assume I'm dead. It's the only way to be certain. Of course, I could just be on vacation...

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Blogger Jay gesticulated...

That's quite morbid.

10/19/2005 9:05 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Morbid yet realistic.

10/19/2005 11:23 AM  
Blogger Hernesto G gesticulated...

he's only being real. one time i shat on this girl's bathroom floor, then bounced.

10/19/2005 12:59 PM  
Anonymous Hemp not War gesticulated...


Your Uberdale site is NOT working.

10/20/2005 11:05 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Sorry about all that. My Uberdale thing has completely exceeded it's monthly bandwidth in ten days! I'll transfer it's contents to my OTHER account. There. You can get the Civil War animation here.

10/20/2005 2:04 PM