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Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.

Fangs for the memories.

In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

Roboshrub Inc.
Public Communications Department

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For your insolence, I condemn you to...

Suffer the Fate of a Thousand Bees!
(Before they go extinct)

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Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated gesticulated...

What the who?

10/16/2005 10:05 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Who the what?

10/16/2005 10:07 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Also, you never wrote about your trip to Japan this summer. It's been two months... the people demand the truth!

10/16/2005 10:51 PM  
Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated gesticulated...

Never! Look into my spiffy new avatar and... make me a better one!

10/16/2005 10:56 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Well, here's a test to see what your roboshrub picture would look like as an avatar.

10/16/2005 11:19 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

I say dump the ant and small guy and go with the roboshrub picture! It goes with your name anyway.

10/16/2005 11:20 PM  
Blogger Cabe gesticulated...


That a jewish avatar?

10/16/2005 11:45 PM  
Blogger Bob Dole gesticulated...

Bob Dole says:

Bob Dole prefers Viagra, but if he had to choose between Chicken and Beef...Bob Dole would choose Bob Dole.

And that's the bottom line 'cuz Bob Dole said so!

10/16/2005 11:47 PM  
Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated gesticulated...

I will be deleting all comments made with non-ant, non-new avatars immediately after deciding on a new avatar.

10/17/2005 4:32 PM  
Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated gesticulated...

These images just lose way too much quality when shinkified. It bothers me so...

10/17/2005 4:33 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Just stick with the picture of the Roboshrub. It's the only one that doesn't look totally stupid when it shrinks.

10/18/2005 12:20 PM  
Blogger Hernesto G gesticulated...

I have the Herp

10/18/2005 1:30 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Well, good on you!

10/18/2005 10:00 PM  
Blogger Hernesto G gesticulated...

i read somewhere that americans have a high instance of colon cancer because we poop sitting down. so i now crouch like hawk on top of the toilet. it shoots right out and there's minimal wiping to do, if any. the only downfall is possibly slipping in mid squeeze and splashing up if the kids fall sideways. Other than that, i highly recommend that you try it.

10/18/2005 10:56 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...


10/18/2005 10:59 PM  
Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated gesticulated...

You know, in Japan, the toilets are actually holes in the floor.

10/18/2005 11:02 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Still, they've got robots.

10/18/2005 11:10 PM  
Blogger Bob Dole gesticulated...

Bob Dole's been to China and Bob Dole says:

In China, when you're done squating, water squirts up your...Dole.... and you don't have to wipe.

10/18/2005 11:52 PM  
Blogger The IKON gesticulated...

I like the chicken and beef at the same time.

P.s. I haven't been lost in the blogs. I've just been lazy. I've got a few coming soon.

10/19/2005 12:29 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...


10/19/2005 8:56 AM