Product #9083-23x “Triangle-Tipped Tree List”

How many times have you dropped unceremoniously to your knees and prayed sobbingly to a long-forgotten Babylonian deity for a Javascript solution that let you showcase your affection for triangles?

Raise your hand proudly. It’s no secret that the triangle is the best shape of them all; why else would they be so prominently displayed in our bridges, roofs and continents? The triangle has always been seen as a symbol of high status and power.

Now you too can ride the triangle’s prestigious coattails like aristocrats of old! With the Triangle-Tipped Tree List, you can build fantastic collapsible menus like this:

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Main Triangle 2

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Woefully Buried Triangle

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Initially Collapsed Sub-Triangle 2

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Initially Collapsed Sub-Triangle 3

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Main Triangle 3

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All of our triangles are imported from Egypt, where they are handpicked by our crack team of classical geometrists and stored in aerated warehouses until isosceles. Each tree list comes in a vintage 1985 chia chamberpot with a trilint nutripack to facilitate unschooled growth. And you have our solemn vow that if any of your triangles contain less than 180° we will happily replace them at no cost to you.

DANGER: Do not stand under collapsible lists or inject triangles into eyeballs. Prolonged usage can cause Ray Ramanoism and heart-hair. Roboshrub Inc. is not responsible for inflamed leaf nodes. For best results, periodically consult your dendrogeometrist.