I bet you thought I forgot about all of you, our loyal readers, who have tuned in for intermittent inanity. Well, I did. Or rather, I was forced to, by forces beyond the bounds of perception or grammar or grammar. People who didn't (and still don't) "get" what makes us great.
For all of you naysayers who never thought it would work, who spat on our valiant effort to quell global warming by running industrial fans on every continent, who claimed it was impossible to build a Lego™ bridge to a better tomorrow, we have one word: neener.
Neener, neener, neener.
Thank you, and I hope that over the next six year we can continue our mature, complex, thought-provoking analysis and critiques of the global socio-politic implications of setting spam on fire. Good night.