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Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.

Fangs for the memories.

In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

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If you are receiving this post, then I have failed to create an adequate tale of hardship and eventual triumph this month, due to forces beyond my control. As I write, the remnants of Hurricane Irene, and the infrastructure left ragged in her wake, conspire to again blot out the flow of satiating electricity that courses through this hungry keyboard.

While the sporadic loss of power is not as troubling as having an uneven hot dog to hot dog bun ratio, I have always balked at the hulklike fury of those insolent Atlantic hurricanes. I'm sure that whatever I come up with next will be... oh, potatoes! The hurricane found where I live! I must flee!



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Anonymous Anonymous gesticulated...

I would like to talk to you about your Joppenbergh Wikipedia article. I am President of Friends of the Shawangunks and need your help to save it (not asking for $$). Please e-mail me at
Neil Zimmerman

9/07/2011 3:48 PM  
Blogger CABE gesticulated...

Aw c' was only a category 3.

2/27/2012 12:58 PM