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Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.

Fangs for the memories.

In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

Roboshrub Inc.
Public Communications Department

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For your insolence, I condemn you to...

Suffer the Fate of a Thousand Bees!
(Before they go extinct)

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Six Years!

Here's a cake!
I bet you thought I forgot about all of you, our loyal readers, who have tuned in for intermittent inanity. Well, I did. Or rather, I was forced to, by forces beyond the bounds of perception or grammar or grammar. People who didn't (and still don't) "get" what makes us great.

For all of you naysayers who never thought it would work, who spat on our valiant effort to quell global warming by running industrial fans on every continent, who claimed it was impossible to build a Lego™ bridge to a better tomorrow, we have one word: neener.

Neener, neener, neener.

Thank you, and I hope that over the next six year we can continue our mature, complex, thought-provoking analysis and critiques of the global socio-politic implications of setting spam on fire. Good night.


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Blogger CABE gesticulated...

Congratulations. Has it really been that long? Good times.

6/23/2011 12:31 AM  
Blogger Lee Ann gesticulated...

Hey! It has been a while, just wanted to stop and say hello and see what is going on.
Hope all is well...
Lee Ann

7/19/2011 4:15 PM  
Blogger jin gesticulated...

Happy Blogiversary Gyrobo!!!

7/31/2011 10:06 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Howdy, all! I keep meaning to get back to blogging, but Father Time keeps hurling thumbtacks under my wheels.

7/31/2011 11:43 PM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator gesticulated...

Congrats. I still enjoy your daily ham flavored bubllegum product daily.

8/28/2011 5:29 PM