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Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.

Fangs for the memories.




In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

Roboshrub Inc.
Public Communications Department






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For your insolence, I condemn you to...

Suffer the Fate of a Thousand Bees!
(Before they go extinct)

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12.24.2006

an introduction of brobdingnagian proportions

class introduction()
{
public static void main (String[] args)
{
System.out.println("hello world!");
System.out.println("Being new to Roboshrub Inc., I would like to introduce myself");
System.out.println("Send your asinine questions to me Swigabre at Swigabre@aquinas.edu");
System.out.println("I will attempt to answer them in a fastidious manner");
System.out.println("And quite possibly make you laugh with rediculous polemic rhetoric!");
}
//Swigabre !_!
}

Processing 13×100 Robo-Comments:

Blogger Bathroom Hippo gesticulated...


Merry Christmas Pippin!

Glad you finally joined the crew.

12/24/2006 7:36 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Sweet! This is the best introductory post ever. Of course, when I was making my grandiose introductory post, there was no hippopotamus to greet me.

12/24/2006 9:03 PM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo gesticulated...


Greetings Gyrobo!

That's like...over a year past due....You could live off the interest alone!

12/24/2006 10:17 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

I utilize Internet servers as a form of nourishment, yes. My only weakness in this realm is reality.

12/24/2006 10:37 PM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo gesticulated...


Shouldn't you be in bed by now?

Santa Robo Clause is mad at yous!

12/24/2006 10:51 PM  
Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated gesticulated...

Welcome to the team!

Please, don't go the way of the Destructobob. We NEVER see Destructobob.

12/24/2006 10:57 PM  
Blogger Lee Ann gesticulated...

Merry Christmas!
Have a safe and joyful holiday!
Love,
Lee Ann

12/25/2006 12:36 PM  
Blogger Swigabre gesticulated...

finally joined the crew... yeah... I gots lots o' shtuff goin on... but I will try to post twice a month if not more... Thank ye kindly for the warm welcome!

12/25/2006 6:38 PM  
Blogger ticharu gesticulated...

Does this mean I'm FREE!!! Oh JOY!!! Merry Christmas!!!!

12/26/2006 10:17 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Lemons are delicious!

12/27/2006 2:24 PM  
Blogger Swigabre gesticulated...

and a part of your balanced breakfast! or at least they should be..

12/27/2006 4:41 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Have you ever eaten milk with lemon juice in it?

I call it a "Milk Lemon."

12/27/2006 4:46 PM  
Blogger Swigabre gesticulated...

I call that a recipe for middle school mediated puke... seriously... kids in the middle schol would chug lemon aid and then down milk in hopes that it would upset their stomach and get out of school that way...

Lemony fresh!

12/28/2006 8:06 AM