As many of you are probably aware, the American election cycle has just reached its most moderately exciting phase-- the midterm election. The polls aren't in yet, but the slim hope that the Robots Robots Robots Party might pick up seats in the house and senate has been practically decimated. The Mint Tea Mystic will probably drop by the facility to gloat, because nobody
won every seat. Again. He'll deflate a little when I remind him that his precious CAP still has no seats. And Gyrobo will be glad to hear that Maurice Hinchey
won by a 100% margin, though to be fair, he was running unopposed. My roots are still crossed, though! It seems that RRRP Candidate Thothz-2 has a marginal lead for representative of Vermont... then again, those people will elect anybody.
Yes, anybody.Thothz-2 cares about human-robot relations. Bernard Sanders has never voiced his opinion on the matter!
I wasn't really paying attention to the rest of the results. Something about democrats being in position to take the house and senate and Republicans being asked to "shove it.
" I'll just wait for tomorrow's newspaper to give me the final tallies and to report whatever lawsuits will be flying over these poll machines.
I knew I should have hacked them...