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Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.

Fangs for the memories.

In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

Roboshrub Inc.
Public Communications Department

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For your insolence, I condemn you to...

Suffer the Fate of a Thousand Bees!
(Before they go extinct)

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Mercantile Fortunata

Twisted bones and crimson ribbon
Tied into a gibbon's hair
Fitted tunics, iron clogs,
Rusted to the Crannog's Jaws

Night gives birth to snarling Scars,
Full of rancored menace
That stomp about and smash the stars
Then hang their heads in penance.

A quibbled fax comes through her phone
As she's drowning in the bathtub
And dribbled wax runs down his throat
The soapscratch spells a message:

The youth forget the epitaphs
and burn the holy relics,
Dance around the mutant tree
Stuffed with candy, full of glee!

Given pocketfulls of rage
Teeth worn hard by nickels,
The oldest sage rattles his cage
And repeats, "Well, aren't we pickled?"

Delicious, life-giving PAINT!


Processing 32×100 Robo-Comments:

Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator gesticulated...

That was cool. Can I have that for my epitaph?


9/20/2006 10:04 AM  
Blogger L>T gesticulated...

bravo! You outdid yourself again. ****

9/20/2006 11:23 AM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo gesticulated...

Poor Society.

Is Gyrobo gonna add pictures?!?!

9/20/2006 6:19 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Sw-ahhhh?! I didn't authorize this post! Eh. Too... tired... to... complain...

I guess now I'll have to make some kind of picture...


9/20/2006 6:25 PM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo gesticulated...

Ah the power of the peoples.

9/20/2006 6:29 PM  
Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated gesticulated...

Hahaha! I was going to add pictures myself, but then i realized Gyrobo would do it if I just didn't.

It's his own fault for setting our standards so high.

9/20/2006 6:34 PM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo gesticulated...


Oh, those.

9/20/2006 6:43 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

If only I'd read your rancorous words before I- hey, Firefox's spell checker says "rancorous" is a word! I mean, I knew it sounded real, but I have no idea what it means. Eh.


9/20/2006 6:59 PM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo gesticulated...

Hah! Best artwork I've ever seen.

9/20/2006 7:01 PM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator gesticulated...

You look a little haggard in the photo, Robo. Do you need a vacation?


9/20/2006 7:16 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Is there anyone among us who doesn't need a vacation?

9/20/2006 8:41 PM  
Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated gesticulated...

Wow! Wonderfastipopsilic! Beebeedeebop shika shika tricky shiksa.

9/20/2006 9:21 PM  
Blogger R2K gesticulated...

What software do you use?

9/21/2006 9:19 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

That one was done in Flash.

9/21/2006 9:33 PM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo gesticulated...

Somebody cheated by using the smoothness tool.

And I think that somebody is in this room! DUN DUN DUN.

9/21/2006 10:27 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

I have no idea what you're probably talking about.

9/21/2006 11:00 PM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo gesticulated...

Frown robot!

For using the smoothness tool.

9/22/2006 12:07 AM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator gesticulated...

Smoothness tool? That sounds like a euphamism for something to me.


9/22/2006 9:35 AM  
Blogger flatlander gesticulated...

That poem made me nostalgic for Commadore 64s.

9/23/2006 10:26 AM  
Blogger jin gesticulated...

That reminded me I was going to paint a wall may be too dangerous, I'll just blog instead!

*jin giggles*

9/24/2006 4:06 AM  
Blogger Fred gesticulated...

I teach about mercantilism. This looks nothing like it.

9/24/2006 5:57 PM  
Blogger Summer Dawn O'Ciardha gesticulated...

Nice...uhm... Poetry?

I likes the picture at the end.

9/24/2006 6:29 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

The poetry is only poetic because of the intellectual constraints against prose. I mean, without prose and poetry, where would RIAA be? I'll tell you, it'd still be prosecuting 12 year olds.

9/24/2006 6:32 PM  
Anonymous Rich gesticulated...

I've been dancing around the mutant tree for hours.

There was no candy and only small amounts of glee.

I summoned all my dancelogical Powers

Thrust my hand inside and was stung by a Bee!

I want, nay, demand, nay, hope for answers!!!

9/24/2006 8:00 PM  
Blogger Polyman2 gesticulated...

I'm impressed.
Very nice imagery.

9/25/2006 2:27 PM  
Blogger Metapirate gesticulated...


Praise from the master he'self!

9/25/2006 8:49 PM  
Blogger R2K gesticulated...

: ) Good paint food.

9/26/2006 8:09 AM  
Blogger Professor Xavier gesticulated...

Ah, Venice.

9/26/2006 7:28 PM  
Blogger Lee Ann gesticulated...

oh my.GoOdnesS
thinK i am
about T2
OOO brEAK.;;;;;;;em o;ij[0g4j[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[0j;ai9e0
GO.od nIGh*T GyROo

9/26/2006 10:18 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

That happens a lot to the people what come over here.

9/26/2006 10:32 PM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo gesticulated...

Hey! Robot! When's Destructobob coming back?

P.S> I'# f@di%# aw#& **$%$

Oh sorry...I've got to remember to chew my food first.

9/27/2006 3:12 AM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator gesticulated...



9/27/2006 11:52 AM