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Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.

Fangs for the memories.

In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

Roboshrub Inc.
Public Communications Department

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For your insolence, I condemn you to...

Suffer the Fate of a Thousand Bees!
(Before they go extinct)

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I met an old man in the woods one night, and as we crossed paths, he said to me,
I sure as hell never forgot him, or the world-weary look about him. He dressed so... dapper.

I declare this thread to be open.

Discussion Points:
-As technology changes the face of society, does mankind grow morally weaker?
-How many waffles could you eat, in one sitting?
-How much do you love Roboshrub Incorporated?

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Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

First point of discussion: you have no pictures in your thread. I've solved it! Now the opening can continue!

7/16/2006 7:01 PM  
Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated gesticulated...

I'm blind. I thought I had a visual medium, but apparently I did not.

7/16/2006 7:09 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

That's not really your fault. I blame society for not educating the young'uns on the importance of computer picture things.

7/16/2006 7:29 PM  
Blogger L>T gesticulated...

I love roboshrub Inc. more then blogs about quilting & cats.

7/16/2006 10:21 PM  
Blogger Professor Xavier gesticulated...

1) No.
2) Two.
3) Love is a subjective perception that should not be applied to abstract constructs like corporations.

7/17/2006 7:14 AM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator gesticulated...

You missed the most important question of all:

If the 6 Million Dollar Man were built today, would he be better than his 1974 counterpart because of an increase in technology and a standardization of parts or would he be worse because $6 Million doesn't go as far as it used to 30 years ago?

7/17/2006 11:55 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

That's a tough one. On the one paw, $6 million could buy a lot of computer parts in 1974... but then again, computers were much slower then... but then again, it only takes a few hundred thousand dollars to build a fully-functional robotic arm. A flying arm, with lasers for fingers!

Yes, a $6 million man made today would be infinitely better than the $6 million man of yesteryear.

7/17/2006 12:24 PM  
Blogger Fred gesticulated...

1. No.
2. Ten.
3. Infinite.

7/17/2006 2:57 PM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo gesticulated...

I beat the $6 Million Dollar Man in a royal rumble.

7/17/2006 4:26 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

This is another Steve Austin plot. Where did the garbage man take my ancient time machine? The dump?! Why would he go there?!

7/17/2006 7:10 PM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo gesticulated...

The plumber used my bathroom...

And that's the bottom-line!

7/17/2006 7:19 PM  
Anonymous Rich gesticulated...

Physically weaker! Why can't they design things as though we're living in Steam-world. Seriously if only my Alt key was a crank and chain pulley I would be a veritable Adonis. And it'd make it harder to switch between porn pages.

American breakfast type waffle = None. Dutch desssert type waffle with a rich liqueur chocolate sauce and cream = 1, no 2, ok, ok, I'll have a third, is anyone having the last one?

I love Roboshrub Inc proportional to the number of product recalls due to the death of innocents. As an industrial accident investigator Roboshrub makes that time between lunch and home time fly.

7/17/2006 8:45 PM  
Blogger Rick Anonymi gesticulated...

We haven't had any product recalls... that we've publicly acknowledged...

7/17/2006 10:14 PM