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Once again, it seems, the United States Legislature looks intent upon auctioning off our freedoms. Unless US constituents act, telecommunication companies will, in essence, gain the right to control and manipulate what people see on the internet. Goodbye, Net Neutrality.

Why do I bring this up?

Guess which part of this picture represents Net Neutrality.

Well, if you want to help (or just more information), go visit the Coalition. Sign their petitions. Make a blog post. Make friends with them on MySpace. Buy a t-shirt.

I realize I've been "tag"'d. That can wait, though, as the first ammendment is more important. Also, Gyrobo spent the backup funding I was going to use to bribe Telcom into giving us a prime cyberspace location... so hurry! Sign the petition!

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Blogger Cabe gesticulated...

I'm more worried about the Internet being taxed. But Google has already began a censoring campaign against political groups.

6/20/2006 2:52 PM  
Blogger L>T gesticulated...

Well, we can't let the basturds take our fun away. I'm in.

6/20/2006 5:49 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

I will never make friends with my legislature through MySpace!

6/20/2006 6:06 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

But really, Net Neutrality is an important issue. I'm glad to see the kids today care so much about their government. It really makes me proud to be a robot.

6/20/2006 6:13 PM  
Blogger Professor Xavier gesticulated...

Hmm, First Amendment vs. a meme. Hmmm. And you chose the First Amendment as more important? Hmmm. That is a toughie.

6/20/2006 6:28 PM  
Blogger R2K gesticulated...

The white stuff

6/21/2006 10:14 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Close, but not the mark.

6/21/2006 1:14 PM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator gesticulated...

Gyrobo, I hope you don't mind me using your image and likeness on my blog today. If you are deeply troubled by it, I can replace it with a picture of Lily Tomlin or something.

6/21/2006 5:07 PM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo gesticulated...


I've been using his image for months without permission!

6/21/2006 5:55 PM  
Blogger The Taker of Gist gesticulated...

Roosevelt's an image thief! Just look what he did to Fluoride!

And Bob Dole's in the tupperware. Such a dirty chicken.

6/21/2006 5:59 PM  
Blogger Bob Dole gesticulated...

Bob Dole thinks Bob Dole condemns that remark.

Bob Dole!

6/21/2006 8:03 PM  
Blogger His Majesty gesticulated...

So. We meet again, Senator.

Very well. I conceed the game to you.

But know this: you shall never find the Sentient Blog.


6/21/2006 10:05 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

By the way, it was his tooth.

6/23/2006 10:56 PM