4:26 AM: Wakened by explosion.
4:33 AM: Returned to sleep.
5:21 AM: Had 2,000 volts run through him as part of the testing phase for the new shockwaker. Continued to slumber peacefully.
7:57 AM: Reawakened, proceeded to community bathroom.
7:59 AM: Waited in line to utilize community bathroom.
8:40 AM: Received access to bathroom.
9:02 AM: Rushed from bathroom, slipped on common room tiling.
11:24 AM: Reawakened in medical ward. Painkillers administered.
11:50 AM: Checked in for work. Entered office.
11:52 AM: Began reading "New Projects" memo.
1:22 PM: Finished reading memo, crumpled it into a ball, threw it at waste paper basket.
1:23 PM: Retrieved paper ball memo and attempted to throw it again.
1:23 PM: Placed paper ball memo in proper receptacle. Shouted three explicatives.
3:12 PM: Left Detention area, promised never to speak obscenities while on duty.
3:15 PM: Applied experimental salve for laser-whip burns.
3:46 PM: Left medical ward with tentacles removed.
4:07 PM: Passed Dr. Sibil Hyde on way back to office, come-on rejected.
4:09 PM: Returned to office, began filling out forms.
4:10 PM: Threw forms on ground, played "Tetris."
4:42 PM: Kicked chair.
4:42 PM: Left office, proceeded to Research and Design Facility.
4:50 PM: Arrived in research and design.
4:57 PM: Drew finalized hovercar schematics.
5:50 PM: Yelled at Research and Design Director Grue Jhompson.
5:54 PM: Checked out of work.
6:00 PM: Entered Cafetorium. Ordered Eggs + Broccoli Sandwhich.
6:07 PM: Sat alone, began eating.
6:23 PM: Left cafetorium.
6:37 PM: Wandered halls randomly.
7:21 PM: Yelled into the Marketing Office, beginning heated arguement with Karl Uberdale.
8:52 PM: Reawakened in medical ward, legs replaced with motorcycles.
9:04 PM: Left medical ward, passed Dr. Hyde.
9:04 PM: Offered Dr. Hyde a ride to IHOP. Was turned down.
9:05 PM: Returned to common room, searched for key to his quarters.
9:10 PM: Knocked out by shockwaves of explosion.