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Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.

Fangs for the memories.

In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

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For your insolence, I condemn you to...

Suffer the Fate of a Thousand Bees!
(Before they go extinct)

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We Can Rebuild Them...

It will be a Fishmas miracle. THE Fishmas Miracle! A blend of cloning and advanced cybernetics... as close to ressurection of the dead as a modern-day corporation can hope to achieve.

Roboshrub Incorporated presents to you... Flatlander version 2.0!

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Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Let's see... I've got a few unused avatars that we can work with right now.

Mint Tea Mystic
Mint Tea Monster
The Crossing Guard

12/17/2005 6:47 PM  
Blogger Mint Tea Mystic gesticulated...

Oh, goodness, I had almost forgotten about that! Thanks a bundle!

12/17/2005 6:54 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Okay, that first one can't be used anymore, since it's now in use...

I'll make some more. Maybe a cowboy and a pirate.

12/17/2005 7:21 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Well here's some more avatars I just whipped up.

Masked Pirate
Ghost of Robot Future

12/17/2005 8:59 PM  
Blogger The Watcher gesticulated...

Though they look like oldschool earphones in the photo, some claim that those are actually the Flatlander's ears.

But even among the Agents, few have actually seen the man in person--kind of like Charlie from Charlie's Angels.

My suggestion: choose a robotic host body for Flatlander's spirit to inhabit, should it return from the Netherlands--or Netherworld. Organic hosts are harder to keep fresh.

12/17/2005 11:12 PM  
Blogger Bhakti gesticulated...

Gyrobo I LOVE your new avatars!! I especially love the MIME!!! Marcel Marceau lives!!

I also love the crossing guard! ;)

12/17/2005 11:48 PM  
Blogger L>T gesticulated...

Avatar? you might have avatars? I have babybot who will prob. grow to be president or some thing comparable. Leader of the free World, etc...
luv the avatars, btw.

|:-[|> (Jesus, the other immaculate conception)

12/18/2005 8:59 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

I toyed with naming the mime "Marcel".

12/18/2005 2:38 PM  
Blogger Bhakti gesticulated...

You should name the mime Marcel!

Hey l>t, that's NOT Jesus. It's Frank Zappa!

12/18/2005 8:39 PM  
Blogger L>T gesticulated...

Frank Zappa! What the L? you've been sniffing to much incense, Bhakti.

12/18/2005 11:11 PM  
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