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Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.

Fangs for the memories.

In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

Roboshrub Inc.
Public Communications Department

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For your insolence, I condemn you to...

Suffer the Fate of a Thousand Bees!
(Before they go extinct)

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Open Thread Time!

New and improved, from my keyboard to your monitors! This open thread features an onboard co-processor, and is 43% more durable than other open threads manufactured within a two-month span. Because at Roboshrub Inc., we take our open threads seriously. Nothing can stop us from asking the people their opinions... not even death.

Chat away, brave bloggers! Chat like you mean it!

And by the way, hasn't anyone read the Roboshrub Inc. official comic book?

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Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

And for our first order of business, I changed the slogan code back to the way it was before. It was just too annoying to go through the new process of adding slogans. The whole list has been revamped and can now be viewed here.

11/03/2005 8:57 PM  
Blogger Bob Dole gesticulated...

Second order of business. What should we do about the issue of flouridization in our drinking water?

This is a serious issue.

11/03/2005 10:45 PM  
Blogger Karl the Sorcerer gesticulated...

As Chief Justice of the Frozen Lower Blogosphere I'm inclined to agree.

11/03/2005 10:53 PM  
Blogger BadGod gesticulated...

What the fuck?

11/04/2005 6:20 AM  
Blogger Frida gesticulated...

Ahh Bob Dole! (Are you the good one or the evil one?)

Loved the comic book.

11/04/2005 1:53 PM  
Blogger Karl the Sorcerer gesticulated...

He's the good one. I condemned the Evil one to the eternal fires of the Burning Sub-Blogosphere!

11/04/2005 3:25 PM  
Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated gesticulated...

Gyrobo, it's good to have you back!

Karl, I suggest you leave. Now. You're not welcome here. In addition to your exclusion of RSI from the much-needed resources of the Frozen Lower Blogosphere, we have definate footage of you ruthlessly killing an innocent machine, which you treated as one would treat a slave.

Sound familiar? Alarm clocks have SOULS, man.

11/04/2005 4:07 PM  
Blogger BadGod gesticulated...

I meant what the fuck.

Not what the fuck?


11/05/2005 2:59 AM