From his location, as of yet unknown, though he is suspected to be somewhere underground in the Frozen Lower Blogosphere, the E.B.D is lurking and plotting. High Lord Executioner Gyrobo has also devoted his efforts to nuetralizing this fiend before he causes any harm. However, the two have agreed to participate in a fair ELECTION, campaigning in the Frozen Lower Blogosphere.
There are three ways you can help us defeat this menace:
1) Support the Children of the Lower Blogosphere. It is the political party under which my Right, Honourable Friend Gyrobo shall combat the Evil Party. The campaign is just kicking off, so show your support in the form of donations and jibes/jeers towards the opposing party.
2) Keep safe. Stay away from windows and doors in both public places and at home. Also, avoid fire hydrants at all costs.
3) Report any information on the whereabouts of Evil Bob Dole here, or if you prefer confidentiality, at email@example.com .
Remember that your safety is our topmost priority. These are hard times, but everything will be fine again soon.