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10.28.2005

Political Dilema!

Evil Bob Dole has pulled ahead in the polls, overtaking my right, honourable friend Gyrobo and dashing my chances at Parliament. I have no idea how it happened... I suspect foul play.

I have a backup idea, though. It worked for Al Gore. Almost.

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Anonymous EBD Supporter gesticulated...

You call Democracy "foul play?"

Muhahaha

EBD STRIKES AGAIN!

10/28/2005 6:33 PM  
Anonymous Popular Opinion gesticulated...

I feel like my vote didn't count.

10/28/2005 8:30 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Evil Bob Dole must be eliminated- for the good of the Frozen Lower Blogosphere, of course.

10/28/2005 9:44 PM  
Anonymous democracy gesticulated...

I win again.

10/28/2005 10:42 PM