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Fangs for the memories.

In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

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It's election day! High-tail it over to the Frozen Lower Blogosphere and cast your vote!
So far, only myself and one of the candidates have voted. This shows an increase in democratic apathy- which is a wonderful thing. Any voter's influence over the election is increased due to the laziness of most people.

Anyway, following this election I'll begin my campaign for the Prime Ministry of the Frozen Lower Blogosphere. You may be saying, "Don't you need to have a majority in parliament to do that?" I do. But here is my brilliant plan- I'm going to use psychic ghosts of former leaders to fill up parliament.

From there it's top-hats, cheerios and "my right honourable friend" all the way!

Now go vote!

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Anonymous The Teeming Millions gesticulated...

The Teeming Millions vote for Nader.

He's not a wasting agitater.

He again most likely will not win,

Which The Teeming Millions think a sin.

The Bots will ruin our human perfection,

Cause we know they'll rig this electronic election.

10/28/2005 8:18 AM  
Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated gesticulated...

The teeming millions know too much, despite the best efforts of the media.

10/28/2005 3:33 PM