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10.20.2005

Blair Bludgeoned with Ballistic Baton in Unfortunate Marching-Band Incident; Michael Howard On Trial For Murder...

Thursday, October 20th, 2005- UK Prime Minister Tony Blair died under mysterious circumstances at 4:46 PM. In the middle of the New Labour Parade, the head of the party recieved a blow to the head from unknown origins. The twirlers were taken into custody for interrogation, and Blair died four hours after recieving the injury, baffling doctors. The PM had recieved only a minor concussion-- a lucky man he was, as most victims in similar accidents sustain trauma-related brain damage or even die.

How could the baton have been thrown by a twirler, when they all had their instruments on them when questioned? How did the PM die within mere hours of such a minor injury? These are the questions which the police force is currently seeking answers to. Michael Howard, Conservative Party Leader and Prime Minister of the Shadow Cabinet was taken in for questioning; authorities say that Howard had no alibi for between 4:00 and 5:00 PM, and several incriminated books were found inside his residence: "Baton Twirling For Dummies" and "Two Hundred Devil's Stick Routines."

In Michael Howard's defense, he had very little reason to assassinate Blair. The PM's support was waning and he didn't have much longer left in office; he would then be followed by a new New Labour representative or the Conservative Party would be elected into power. However, according to MP Alastair, "There was the banter. Who knows what Mikey would have done to stop Tony's back-sass? It aggravated him to be shown up with retort after retort."

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Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Sad, but it was bound to happen sooner or later. Blair knew the risks when he took the job.

10/20/2005 9:10 PM  
Anonymous Yuck Fou you sastard bupid gesticulated...

Blair killed Robotree.

10/21/2005 2:49 AM