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A Post About Nothing

You may have noticed a surplus of non-updates on the website. And by "you," I mean "me," as I'm pretty sure noone ever visits. Personally, I find watching the ramblings of the Incredible Timelord (Gyrobo) far more entertaining than actually doing any work. I haven't any new material today, but I refuse to resort to general blog activities, such as being an Emo Kid. I never have been, nor will I ever be, an Emo Kid. No offense to the Emo Kids out there, heck, some of you are my best friends, but I just hate listening to myself whine. Besides, I have no real problems except intense boredom.

Instead, I will share with you my most famed poem, and declare another open thread. Yip!

The Tale of the Mighty Knight
A Poem written by Myself

A mighty, mighty, mighty knight,
While looking for a mighty bite
To please his mighty appetite,
Was challenged by a flighty kite
To fight a mighty, flighty fight.
It was quite the mighty fight
For such a mighty, mighty knight
To smite a kite with knightly might.

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Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Bricks: the NEW Cement
A Gyrobian Sonnet

Wither'd leaves shall fall upon
the ground, turning into dust;
so too must the slinkys be
made of metal.
Fear not the parsnip because
therein lies the truth.
There is indeed a cow level.
Artificially Intelligent sandwiches
live beneath the moon.

--==/ Gyrobo Approved \==--

8/27/2005 3:02 PM  
Blogger Natalia gesticulated...

I am visiting :)


8/29/2005 9:36 AM  
Blogger The Other Half gesticulated...

i once had a kite give me a mighty mighty almost poked my eye out

8/30/2005 10:46 AM  
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I have no comment to make to this post about nothing, except for this poem:

Gyrobo is an odd fellow
His blog is ever so mellow
His cartoons are strange
They sit in my brain
Like a taxi cab made out of jello

8/31/2005 10:29 PM  
Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated gesticulated...

And some day, we may release the antidote to the general public!

9/01/2005 12:28 PM