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Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.

Fangs for the memories.

In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

Roboshrub Inc.
Public Communications Department

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For your insolence, I condemn you to...

Suffer the Fate of a Thousand Bees!
(Before they go extinct)

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RoboShrub Joins Monastery; Takes Vow of Silence

The time has come once again for the swallows to flee Capastropolis and for the Witness Protection Program to relocate us- around the block. For the time being, the Roboshrub Inc. will be OFFLINE. However, it expects Gyrobo to keep production up until its reimposition onto the internet on TUESDAY.

Roboshrub Incorporated
Admissions Admitment Department

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Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

My Left Eyebrow
A Gyrobian Sonnet

One megabyte contains several sandwhiches.
The Experts are still out,
But it is widely believed it acted alone.
Since when did that happen of course?
No one can truly understand the motives of cheese;
Lest they lose their minds.
Sowing the seeds of change can be
A long process, unless you live in the Sun Belt.

--==/ Gyrobo Approved \==--

7/03/2005 10:42 AM