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Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.

Fangs for the memories.

In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

Roboshrub Inc.
Public Communications Department

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Suffer the Fate of a Thousand Bees!
(Before they go extinct)

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What Would Roboshrub Do?

You may have noticed a lapse in my attention. This is because I have been finishing up my romance/thriller/action/adventure novel. It is seven thousand pages long. I've been working on it since age four. You can expect it to hit shelves this November.

Here's a Sneak Peek:
--==/ Shipside, Raining, Dusk \==--
Breaking off from their passionate embrace, he said, "There be no way for us to keep doing this."
Sally first looked aghast, though it was clearly masking pain. "But why?"
"My kind is married to the sea, an' yers is married t' the shadows. If they knew, we'd be killed," explained Pirate Pete.
"I suppose that's the way it'll... have to be, then," Shinobi Sally said sadly, but dutifully.

The two parted, and Pirate Pete's ship sailed off into the rain.
--==\End of Preview/==--

Note: The claims asserted in the first paragraph have not been evaluated by Roboshrub Inc. or its employees. We hold no responsibility for any lies that may or may not exist within.

Roboshrub Inc.
Literary Developement Department

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Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

It looks like a real barn-burner of a novel. But what's the subtext? Are you insinuating that Pirate Pete is a fictional character? I assure you, Pirate Pete is real.

6/30/2005 1:53 PM  
Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated gesticulated...

Pirate Pete is also Batman.

6/30/2005 4:23 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

No, you're mistaken. You're Batman!

6/30/2005 10:21 PM  
Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated gesticulated...

I plan to systematically and logically prove that that is impossible.
Or the next day.

6/30/2005 11:43 PM  
Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated gesticulated...

Definately the next day.

7/01/2005 5:03 PM  
Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated gesticulated...

Actually, I'm just hoping this will get pushed into obscurity before I have to make good on that threat.

7/02/2005 1:57 PM