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Ten thousand years of Roboshrub.

Fangs for the memories.




In today’s state, Roboshrub Incorporated is an entity entirely devoted
to the execution of what normal people would refer to as “bad ideas.”

It was the creator’s original idea that all concepts, whether
useful or not, contribute to the global subconscious level of progress
for the human race. Therefore, we contend that no idea is an unfit
idea, and vow to act on each and every one of them.

Roboshrub Inc.
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For your insolence, I condemn you to...

Suffer the Fate of a Thousand Bees!
(Before they go extinct)

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6.24.2005

First Open Thread

It's official- we are now a real blog!
Comment away.

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Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated gesticulated...

Feedback WOULD be nice, but I'm not entirely sure this topic is necessary...?

6/24/2005 8:07 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

You're right. An open thread is completely useless. Especially considering that we have no visitors. But where else can we have delayed conversations like this?

6/24/2005 10:41 PM  
Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated gesticulated...

In our email accounts, maybe?

6/25/2005 2:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous gesticulated...

Aw, you have visitors. Or at least, your link is traveling. Somewhat. Slowly.

*HAS SECRET IDENTITY, or possibly is too lazy to register. Either way!*

6/26/2005 1:24 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

We know it's you, Bob.

6/26/2005 1:39 AM  
Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated gesticulated...

Do you mean Bob the Soon-To-Be Imagineer? Or Bob the I-Made-This-Person-Up?

It does seem like something the first would say. But I didn't give it to her. That I know of. Yet.

Time machines could be involved.

6/26/2005 12:02 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

One day, someone named Bob shall visit this site. The law of averages in on our side.

6/26/2005 12:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous gesticulated...

Tim wins at making informed guesses.

6/26/2005 11:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous gesticulated...

Oh, and in other news, http://www.raise.ru/articles/421/

6/26/2005 11:04 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

I don't speak French, Bob.

6/27/2005 12:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous gesticulated...

But the machine! You could take down a skyscraper in one fell blow!

6/27/2005 12:24 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

I already own three machines just like them. They were birthday presents. Also, you can link to things directly using the link tag. Example:

Some Really Big Machines

Is actually:

<a href="http://www.raise.ru/articles/421/">Some Really Big Machines</a>

6/27/2005 9:36 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

Or better yet...

6/27/2005 9:41 AM  
Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated gesticulated...

I don't think that news site checks their sources, but then again, neither do we.

6/27/2005 1:24 PM  
Blogger destructobob gesticulated...

Yay I am no longer anonymous. Also, you wound me with the suggestion that I do not know my HTML!

6/27/2005 7:38 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

I only patronize people because I'm an antagonist.

6/27/2005 8:10 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo gesticulated...

In any event...

There's another open thread that needs filling. I suggest we move our conversation there, lest this thread be consumed by the archive.

6/27/2005 8:12 PM  
Blogger Roboshrub Incorporated gesticulated...

You may be wondering why my avatar is an ant. But if you must ask this, you have much to learn.

Anyway, I'm much inspired by the amazingly almost-believable news stories. I might write one. Tomorrow.

6/27/2005 9:04 PM